What do you call an overweight alien? An extra cholesterol.
A jellyfish walked into a hardware shop, and bought ten drills.
The French restaurant had five dishwashing basins. They were known as the kitchen cinq.
Although she was afraid of mice, it didn't keep her from eeking out a living at a pet store.
A Zen Master walks up to a hot-dog seller, and says: "Make me one with everything."
And in the stock market today, helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
A mosquito doing a tour of Europe is called an itch-hiker.